Yeah I'm pretty sure all my fucks caught a different flight because all your bitching is going over my head.

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

(Source: bcnhills, via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

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nedcans:

jean-luc-gohard:

You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

And now, the weather.

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

YOU ARE TOO TENSE

HERE I SNURGLE YOU

LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS

I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND

I AM BEST AT SNURGLING

(Source: youtube.com, via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

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16 hours ago
queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

(Source: neonarizona, via killer-witch)

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20 hours ago
we-are-mike-brown-project:

We Are Mike Brown | Don’t Shoot Project

we-are-mike-brown-project:

We Are Mike Brown | Don’t Shoot Project

(via justice4mikebrown)

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20 hours ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via i-am-funnier-in-enochian)

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20 hours ago

alldayeveryday7:

Mac Miller - Missed Calls

I’ve been on the same shit
We run into each other and it’s like we don’t even speak the same language
I guess people always going through changes ..

(via 1-8-3-6-5-6-9)

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21 hours ago

monochromeclash:

Yelling at the city goodbye we won’t miss you

(via ditzydaclown)

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21 hours ago
problemedic:
beeslikehoney:

by seanwes http://ift.tt/1mc2HWK

I will always reblog this because it feels like it was made for me.

problemedic:

beeslikehoney:

by seanwes http://ift.tt/1mc2HWK

I will always reblog this because it feels like it was made for me.

(via ventara)

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21 hours ago
jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

jolly-reaper:

I swear one more time and I am going to actually make use of that nifty position of yours and kick you right in the groin.

(via toastyalpacas)

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