Hullo.
I'm 17 and I live in WA.
And ohmigosh I don't know what I'm doing.
I like yoga, pole-dancing, poetry and balloon animals.
I'm pretty nerdtastic if I do say so myself, but I'm also a feminist so do not disrespect anyone. NO means NO okay?
Sorry.
wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via dragonfury411)

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665757
Posted
10 minutes ago

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott, via blackroselovesyou)

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Posted
2 hours ago

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via tessahandswebmemrm)

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Posted
5 hours ago

weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

(via jurnbo)

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90526
Posted
5 hours ago

contagioushappiness:

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

(Source: chattercrow, via eternaltorment)

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Posted
1 day ago
kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

kitster:

lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD

(Source: onlylolgifs, via pizza)

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584577
Posted
1 day ago

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

(via jurnbo)

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Posted
1 day ago

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

(via pizza)

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Posted
1 day ago

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

(via manda)

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90495
Posted
1 day ago

finals week

me:wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
me:ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
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74570
Posted
1 day ago
parents:okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock:11:01
me:they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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Posted
1 day ago
frantzfandom:

art-is-the-word:

hollowvish:

The #Marvel movie licensing situation may be confusing, but this infographic lays things out in a clear and concise manner

Yes

how does universal STILL own namorwhy the fuck would anyone buy man-thing

frantzfandom:

art-is-the-word:

hollowvish:

The #Marvel movie licensing situation may be confusing, but this infographic lays things out in a clear and concise manner

Yes

how does universal STILL own namor

why the fuck would anyone buy man-thing

(via bronwhat)

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Posted
1 day ago
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